GO AHEAD AND LET LOOSE.REALLY LOOSE.
Are you sick of buying a new belt after every holiday turkey? Then you’ll love the Expanding Abdomen Tool 2000. Simply punch a new hole in your belt and you’re ready for seconds! Or thirds…or fourths…
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