GO AHEAD AND LET LOOSE.
REALLY LOOSE.

Are you sick of buying a new belt after every holiday turkey? Then you’ll love the Expanding Abdomen Tool 2000. Simply punch a new hole in your belt and you’re ready for seconds! Or thirds…or fourths…

Perfect for:

Pie

Pie

Tofurkey

Tofurkey

Ham

Even
ham!

Works with any belt:

leather

Leather

woven

Woven

Cloth

Cloth